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Everything is going perfectly fine in Cameronland Milestone.
Scott Cameron is a 24-year-old with no job, no plans and far too much free time. He shares an apartment with his roommate, Clonace Cell, and spends his days wandering Milron's trains, cafés and supermarkets, doing whatever Clonace tells him to do.
Across the city, Milera Onne, a 26-year-old former employee of the Ministry of Truth, is leaving her old life behind. A chance meeting at the local WalrusMart™ superstore brings Scott and Milera together.
There is, however, one minor problem.
Before Scott can continue dating Milera, he must defeat the Seven Evil Rubixians: a powerful group of enemies connected to Milera's past and led by F1NALE, the President of Rubixia.
Scott is completely unprepared.
Fortunately, he is also too stupid to understand how much danger he is in.
Set across Cameronland Milestone and Rubixia, Scott Cameron Takes Off follows one ordinary idiot's battle against seven extremely evil people, an entire hostile nation and several railway lines linking the two.
Can Scott defeat the Seven Evil Rubixians? Can he uncover the truth about Milera's past? Can he remember which USR line goes directly to WalrusMart?
Probably not.
There are also trains. Yay! Who doesn't like trains?
Probably the Rubixians.
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Characters
Scott Cameron
Don't let his dumb looks fool you!
Despite looking like a complete idiot, he is actually-
Wait a second, do let his dumb looks fool you. He's an idiot.
Scott is an unemployed 24-year-old living with Clonace Cell in Block C. After meeting Milera Onne at WalrusMart, he becomes responsible for defeating the Seven Evil Rubixians. He has no combat training and probably thinks "martial arts" is a type of painting.
Milera Onne
Milera is a 26-year-old Cameronlandian living in Block B. She moved to Cameronland Milestone as a teenager and previously worked for the Ministry of Truth.
She is one of the smartest characters in the story, which isn't helped by everyone else in the story being stupid.
Milera currently works as a delivery driver for WcDelivery. Her former Ministry work has left her with seven powerful enemies in Rubixia. When Scott becomes involved with her, those enemies become his problem too.
Clonace Cell
Scott Cameron's roommate, who likes delegating all of his responsibilities onto Scott.
This is for good reason because, unlike Scott, he is actually employed and has a job.
Clonace probably wouldn't notice if Scott was kidnapped by an evil force of approximately 7 powerful people.
Like that's ever going to happen...
Eliot and George
The primary guards inside a MAXIMUM SECURITY Rubixian prison.
Did I say they were slightly underqualified?
I meant they were not qualified at all.
They both have very minor cases of extremely serious brain damage.
Tim Pathway
The Ministry of Truth would like to assure viewers of Scott Cameron Takes Off that Tim Pathway is not real.
Any sightings, references or unexplained appearances should be reported through the appropriate Cameronland Milestone government communication channels.
No further information is available.
The Seven Evil Rubixians
The following individuals are extremely dangerous and should not be approached without suitable combat training, government approval or a Ministry of Security soldier nearby.
Before Scott Cameron can continue dating Milera Onne, he must defeat seven powerful enemies from Rubixia.
1. William
F1NALE's friend and one of Milera's former Ministry survei- we mean "happiness examination" targets.
William previously lived in Block D before moving to Rubixia and joining the Guild of Evil Rubixians.
2. Wilson
F1NALE's former college friend.
Little is currently known about Wilson, except that he is definitely evil and presumably important.
3. Anna
F1NALE's girlfriend and a dangerous member of the Rubixian inner circle.
Her exact abilities remain unknown, but we are sure that they are extremely powerful, probably.
4. Sasha
A senior Rubixian minister with connections throughout the Rubixian government.
The Ministry of Truth has described Sasha as "probably one of the more dangerous ones."
5. Matthew
A Rubixian minister and experienced fighter.
Scott is expected to face him during the fifth major battle. This information is based on reliable Ministry of Computing weather forecasting.
6. RubixXD
The mysterious vice-ruler of Rubixia.
Very little information is available about RubixXD, although reports suggest that it controls systems throughout the country.
7. F1NALE
President of Rubixia, leader of the Seven Evil Rubixians and Scott Cameron's ultimate enemy.
F1NALE is believed to be responsible for the entire Evil Rubixian conspiracy and will presumably confront Scott in a dramatic final battle.
Can Scott defeat all seven?
The Ministry of Truth is confident that he can.
The Ministry of Truth has never met Scott.
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